I hate those lame blog excuse posts where the person whines about all the crap they have going on that is keeping them from blogging. This is one of them. Just fill in the blanks mad lib style to customize the post to suit your needs:

Whoa, we’ve been super busy here at Jackson Fish Market. ___(thing)___ has really been taking up our time. We’ve all been spending time reading up on ___(person)___ to try and get a handle on all our work. We’re going on a retreat to ___(place)___ to reset our priorities so that in the future our blogging will be as ___(adjective)___ as a(n) ___(animal)___.

Feel free to post your versions in the comments.

Yes. This is a dopey post.